I've always said a guy would stick that thang almost ANWHERE!

I actually read a story a while back where a guy was busted by police for "fucking" a chain link fence, while out on an early morning jog. Seems he "got stuck" in the link and before his erection could go down......up drove the police! WTF posesses a man to do this? "Mmmmmm! That fence is looking sexier every day I pass it! I think she's flirting with me! I gotta get me some of that"!

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