A man is out on his front porch one day and sees his neighbor going by with a roll of duct tape. "Where are you going with that?" he asks. The neighbor responds, "I'm off to get some ducks!"

Thinking that his neighbor is nuts, the man goes back inside and goes about his daily business, but later looks back out to see the neighbor walking home with armloads of ducks.

The next day, bewildered, the man sees his neighbor walking along with a roll of wire. "What's that?", he asks.

"Chicken wire."

"Where you goin' with that?" he asks.

"Gettin' myself some chickens", the other man responds.

"Why dont you just buy em???", the man asks

"You'll see," is the answer.

Sure enough, later that day, the neighbor goes by with an armload of chickens.

The next day, the man sees his neighbor walking by with a bunch of sticks.

"What are those?", he asks.

"Pussywillows" the neighbor states, to which the man responds, "Hold on, I'm getting my coat."