"Those who fail to properly care for cars and trucks risk being run over while asleep in bed."

Hmm... well, at least I take care of my car... so I guess I am safe.

On the next try I got the same as Sharni...
"You have an unusually repulsive personality."

OK... I'll admit that i then looked at a bunch more of them... maybe something to do with that personality of mine

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