Hellsbells...dont know if this will help you but if you can get all these right then you'll do just fine, darlin.


Subject: A True Test Of Your Southern-ness


All right, all of you hillbillies, country hicks, rednecks, good ole
>boys and girls, let's see what you know about our own culture! You
>Yankees can try this for fun too. This test really can't be cheated on...
>either you know it or you don't.
>
>Most Yankees who take the test can only muster a 2 or 3 (questions
>answered correctly), whereas the natives typically score around 20+.
> The answers are listed after the questions; so don't cheat by
>looking at them.
>
>1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
>
>2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
>
>3) Bill Dance is good at what?
>
>4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
>
>5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
>
>6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
>
>7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
>
>8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
>
>9) What is a chigger?
>
>10) What is scrapple?
>
>11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
>
>12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
>
>13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, _____________.
>
>14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
>
>15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
>
>16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
>
>17) What are grits made out of?
>
>18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
>
>19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

>20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
>
>21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
>
>22) What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand
>Ol' Opry"?
>
>23) Where would you find Vidalia County?
>
>24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
>
>25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
>
>26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
>
>27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
>
>28) What is a scuppernong?
>
>29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
>
>30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
>
>31) What color is a John Deere?
>
>32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
>
>33) What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?
>
>Answers:
> 1) 7
> 2) 43, red and blue
> 3) Fishin'
> 4) University of Tennessee
> 5) University of Georgia
> 6) Hard peanuts
> 7) 283
> 8) French
> 9) A redbug (small parasite)
> 10) A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
> 11) Panama City, FL
> 12) Spanish moss
> 13) Evinrude
> 14) Mudfish
> 15) Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
> 16) Hank Williams
> 17) Corn
> 18) Paul Bryant
> 19) Because of pollen
> 20) "The Recipe"
> 21) Helen
> 22) WSM
> 23) Georgia
> 24) Calf roping
> 25) Mandolin
> 26) 5
> 27) The same thing
> 28) A wild grape
> 29) Yes
> 30) Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks
> live high

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