American Pie 2:

Michelle's Friend: You are so sweet. He *is* special.
Michelle: He's my bitch.
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Michelle: Now don't freak out I'm gonna do something to push your threshold!
Jim: Ow that's cold! What is that?
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass! Aren't intsruments fun?

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Stifler: Holy shit dude! I found a dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!

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