OMG! *LOL*...it reminds me of the first porn I ever saw "Dickman and Throbbin"...I kid you not. They even had all sorts of sex toys hanging from their belts.

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"Yes I did go to him,
but completely against my will,
and yes he did things to me,
things of which I dream of still,"

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