I'm not so sure about the animal noises but if you're going to change rooms... wouldn't it be ummmmmm shocking to hear people talking in that room only to shush when you entered? (Easily done by asking your friends to help by making a tape of them laughing and talking... then use a remote controlled boom box) LOL To top that, have her politely gagged so she can't ask if anybody's watching. Then tease her good and stop as if you're looking to someone for approval. LOL That is if you haven't brought an audience... which you won't.. right? By the time the blindfold comes off and the matress rocking starts she'll have a whole new meaning for excitement.

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