(saw this one and had to bring it back up...)
before my wife found out how much i hate variations on my first name(charles) she called me chuckles.............
guys in my tae kwon do class called me chain saw charlie because of the way i'd start kicking.............
in the navy at bootcamp a Navy SEAL knighted me with the name YODA, cause with my shaved head, my ears stuck out bad........
can't get worse than that, lol.............but you all can try.........