Don't get so uptight, Chinese Pussy! So some girls act as a serving tray - hard to imagine, I'll admit - but so what? Nude waitresses might be even sexier and I for one don't look down or 'objectify' girls who take their clothes off for my enjoyment (not that it happens often).

Why are you so excited and negative about prostitutes? A prostitute is some-one who makes money by having sex. A hairdresser is some-one who makes money cutting hair. What's the important diference? (Yes, yes - I do know, and I do keep my pants on at the hairdresser's.) People have sex for all sorts of reasons - why shouldn't money be one of them?

If you like, you can eat your sushi off my tummy - I have space for a far larger selection after all - and it might tickle but it won't damage my self-esteem. The only thing that bothers me is the Disneyland aspect. Plastic wrap? For goodness sake! Yuck! I want the full experience, not a sanitised version.

Don't be so serious.......