So you're out of the closet as an erotic writer. It can only bring you admiration from men and they will chase you even harder. Think of it as being blessed with the perfect sexy figure or something like that. Sex goddesses just have to fight a little to keep them away. And they have to handle the sex-at-work thing too. And the catty jealousy from other women.

Another plus is that no man will DARE to be less than perfectly considerate of sexy you. Or you might take revenge in writing.