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Old 12-12-2003, 12:17 PM
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Mistress for Christmas ~AC/DC

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can’t wait till christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin’ up high, slippin’ down low
Love’m and leave’m on with the show

Listen, I like female form in minimal dress
Money to spend with a capital ’s’
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can’t have it
But I want it, it don’t matter
She got it, but I can’t get it
I want a mistress for christmas

Easy come, easy go
Slippin’ high, slippin’ low

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can’t have it
I want it, don’t matter
She got it, and I can’t get a -
Mistress for christmas

You know what I’m talkin’ about
I want the woman in red with bow in my bed

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your reindeer honey and ring the bells


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