.......give me a "dutch oven" every night! (I'll explain that if necessary....but it has nothing to do with an appliance!

And speaking of appliances......

......give me an appliance as a gift...(ie: vacuum cleaner for Christmas)!

And speaking of bad habits (oh....shaddup..I needed a seque!)

......chew tobacco and want a romantic movie kiss!

......pee all over the toilet seat!

......fart in a classy restaraunt and blame it on me (out loud....the farting and the blaming)!

......leave a bathroom after his morning/afternoon/evening constitutional and NOT wash his hands!

I guess I'll stop there or I could be here all evening!

*Please don't think I don't realize this question is about sex......but I couldn't think of a "must not" for that!*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~