I had to try this:

You are Suspension Cuffs!
You're so deep into bdsm that handcuffs are kiddie play for you
Not to say that handcuffs can't be fun... au contraire!
You just need a little something extra to spice handcuffs up.
Which is why suspension cuffs are perfect for you
Get whipped or flogged in these babies, and you're sado self will be quite satsified!

OMG!!!

Wanda

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho