03-11-2002, 12:50 AM
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Re: Don't have pic..will this do??
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Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and,smiling, he says to her:
"Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!"
Her: "No, no,and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't!"
Him: "I beg you ..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's younger
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
says: "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise, I can do it.
Or if need be, she can come down herself and do it. But, tell him to take
his fuckin' hand off the intercom!"
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really good stuff i must say...am going to be carefull about where i keep my hands next time...LOL
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