Lilith was on the right track, but she was a little misguided...

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  W ~ Wacked out
  I ~ Internet Junkie
  L ~ Laundry Machine Guts
  D ~ Ducks as soon as I pull out the grappling hook
  I ~ Irritating, but in the good way... like when the mosquito bites remind you of the great time you had camping.
  R ~ Retinal... Oh yeah, just tell me he doesn't like to look
  I ~ Insane (C'mon Lil, how could you miss the most obvious one)
  S ~ Slings potatoes aplenty
  H ~ Harbinger of Doom!

Here's a sock in the arm for your birthday WI! I am glad to have met you and look forward to further chat room shenanigans. Have a great day and if Lil tells you that you have to go into the basement to get your present you may want to consider running... very fast.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these