You Get Off on Goldilocks and the Three Bears!
It's obvious that you have no trouble sleeping in a stranger's bed...
Preferably with three strangers.
But are you Goldilocks or one of the bears?
Papa's rough and tough, Mama's sweet and tender, and Baby bear's eager but inexperienced.
In any case, Goldie, you prefer the warm cuddly type...
And sooner or later we'll find out if the curtains match the rug!

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes