Yeah, but see, I would never let any of my buddies see me do that kinda thing to a washing machine... having said that, I am not actually planning on doing anything similar to a washing machine (i'm a heterosexual guy. I have never put anything where the sun don't shine, and I ain't planning on starting now. But even if I did, I would probably start with something smaller, like a pencil...). Having said that, my washing machine is front-loading, so it would prove difficult to get into a similar position.

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