Why did God invent Irish whiskey?
So the Irish would never rule the world.

Billy and Pa were walking in the woods and saw a sign saying, "Tree Fellars Wanted".
Pa looks at Billy and says...Tis a shame Paddy isn't here. We coulda had a job.

When the Irish tell ya that St. Patrick chased the snakes outa Ireland, they don't tell ya that only he could see them.

His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the copper. "She spoke without interruption for about forty years replied Finnegan.


How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb.
Four to remark how grand the old bulb was.

What is black and blue and found floating in up sidedown in the Irish Sea?
Someone who tells a stupid Irish joke.....