LOL@SS! I thought exactly the same thing! I even thought to type something up that said...

Dear Dan,






































Eat shit and die!

Love,
Connie

P.S. If the remote was up your ass, you'd know!
















But, I didn't feel it did justice to all the work Dan put into his letter...so, if anyone has a perspective from Connie...please feel free to post it!

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