Cat hairball residue on carpet
Semen stains on my velvet comforter
Adhesive residue from my SO's mom's Indian "beauty dots" (not sure what to call them in English) which she stuck on my vanity.


Name three yummy treats in your refrigerator?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney