We have interesting roles at my house...my SO is the prude, and I am the merciless harlot who tries to lure him into new adventures. I tried the whole "wake him up the right way" thing...ONCE. He screamed bloody murder and wouldn't let me touch him. <sigh>

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney