Wait a minute!

The way to spell jacking off is...

j.a.c.k.i.n.g. o.f.f.

NOT...

m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e.

Geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! How'd I miss that the first couple runs?

*smacks forehead*

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