04-01-2002, 01:35 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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You might be a sex addict...
In the spirt of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" I'm proud to bring to Pixies....
You might be a sex addict....
If your workday is interrupted by thoughts of sex.
If your thoughts of sex are interrupted by work.
If you've ever humped your dog's leg.
If you rate pornos by their difficulty level.
If a trip to the hardware store conjures up thoughts of bondage.
If your S/O considers you to be the "All Mighty".
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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