1. Lost my swimming suit in the ocean on a family beach.
2. Was caught receiving oral on a private beach
3. Somehow picked up a Preparation H stickie on my pants in the grocery and wore it all day before I discovered it.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours