1) The carpool bitch could smell I was gonna have a day off

2) My sitter called and cancelled my last date night before she leaves on summer vacation.

3) And just when I start thinking people suck , I get a sweet PM and am reminded that only a couple people suck, the rest are awesome.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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