Shaft was quite the ladies man, he's a baaad mother... shut yo' mouth! But I don't think he could even handle you!

(Btw, OldFart will probably have already read this so he'll know why you failed.)

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these