04-04-2002, 02:40 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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If you've paid more on indecent exposure fines than the government took for income tax.
If you have more sex than you do sleep.
If you go through beds like some people go through sox.
If you've had to sound proof your bedroom so you wouldn't wake the kids/neighbors/dogs/anyone in the next state.
If you go to the gym to train for sex.
If your S/O has to sneek outta the house to go to work so as to avoid being tackled back into bed.
If you've gotten more crack than Harlem.
If a fortune cookie actually says that you will 'die in bed'.
If every sex shop owner in town is on a first name basis with you.
If your S/O ices there private parts every night.
If the only difference between a marathon and you having sex is a strip of material at the finish line.
If you lick more pussy than your pet cat.
If you've seen more wiener than Oscar Mayer.
If you've eaten so much pussy you can't help but belch.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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