My phobia - acrophobia, fear of heights... can't get up on the roof, a problem when I needed to reshingle the mini-barn (only 8 ft off the ground, but may as well been 8000 ft) had to have a bud come over to finish the job, cleaning the gutters wears me out cuz I lock my knees to keep from shaking, and let's not even talk about glass elevators & those atrium lobbies.... who's the friggin' sadisitic bastard architect that came up with THAT?!?

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