04-05-2002, 03:34 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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If half the porns at your local video store feature you as an extra (or headliner).
If you take viagra like most people take breath mints, a handfull at a time.
If you're revising the Kama Sutra in your spare time.
If after you fuck a prostitute they pay you.
If you think a "Jock" strap is a form of bondage.
If phone sex has a different meaning to you (watch out for the antennae on those cordless phones ladies).
If you know all of your friends in the "Biblical" sense.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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