
04-09-2002, 12:34 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
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Princely Quest Cont'd
"Son," the king replied, "there are still two other princes to present their results, enjoy the dancing while we wait."
And so the dancing began. After the dancing, the second prince enters the hall, followed by 2 dozen servants carrying baskets full of ping pong balls.
"Sire, I have come with 2,000 ping pong balls to claim your daughter's hand in marriage!"
"Son," the king replied, "there is still one more prince to present his results, enjoy some coffee while we wait."
As Midnight approached, the second prince stands up "Sire, I fear the last prince may not arrive, Pray announce that I am the winner of your fair daughters hand."
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