I shouldn't tell you all this...I could get into serious trouble, but I heard from a reliable channel for Tamoilakabilbo, who happens to be the top ranking official in the star system Quookna, that 1 second from now, the Shimlites, the most sex crazed creatures in the universe, will sent a Fomlu ray to earth that will shut down all internet activity for thirteen years.

This, then, is the absolute and final post not only for this thread but for the entire internet. For the next thirteen years, you can shake your clinched fist at the sky--10% left of Andromada--and scream, "Aaarrg. LarryL. Damn him."

La, la--la, la--la, la--la and ninner ninner ninner nit.

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