Now that the generation that sang, "Hope I die before I get old" is actually getting old, Roy Rivenburg, in his humor column "Off Kilter" wondered if it was time to change the lyrics of some classic rock songs. So he did.

The Beatles: "Lucy in the Sky with Dentures"

Steely Dan: "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: "Early Bird"

The Rolling Stones: "It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (But I Can't Hear It)"

Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who: "Talkin' 'bout my medication"

The Troggs: "Bald Thing"

The Lovin' Spoonful: "Do You Believe in Matlock?"

Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

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