A Buddhist is selling hot dogs on a corner in NYC. Each one costs $3.75. This man buys one, gives the buddhist a five dollor bill, and starts putting mustard and stuff on waiting for his $1.25 change. Time goes by, no change. So he asks, "Where's my change." The Buddhists hot dog vender says, "Change comes from within," and starts rolling around on the floor laughing like crazy.

So I'm not a comedian.

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