A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert
himself.

"You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go
home and show her you're the boss."

The husband takes the doctor's advice.

He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist
in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on,
you're taking orders from me. I want my supper
right now, and when you get it on the table, go
upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight,
I'm going out with the boys, and you are going to
stay at home where you belong. And another thing,
guess who's going to comb my hair, give me a
shave, and tie my necktie?"

His wife says calmly, " The undertaker."

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