An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie bloke are sitting around sharing sex stories. The Italian claims that he is so good at sex, his wife rises a full 12 inches off the bed. The Frenchman says "Thats nothing, I give my wife oral and she rises 2 feet in the air". The Aussie goes "You blokes are shit, when I'm done, I wipe my cock on the curtain, and the missus hits the roof".

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