08-19-2004, 03:54 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: London, England.
Posts: 72
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Originally Posted by Vullkan
"Taking 1 (or more like 17,000) Men are there any of us willing to lend aid and comfort to a lady who may find herself in need?
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I hereby answer the (booty) call and..ahem, 'rise' to the occasion...
I have only 2 provisos - you must be within 15 years of my age (21-51) and unmarried - sorry to sound like an ageist square, but I just feel squeamish at the thought of kids and women aged closer to my mother than me, and the thought of some husband with a machete' doesn't fill me with joy...
Other than that, I've just remembered a third proviso. Bring Lube. Lots.
YOU will need it.
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