Put the earphones on your head, plug the other end into the tip of my dick (so you can hear it screaming your name).

Create a fancy "I'm with Stupid" label for you to put across your boobs with an arrow pointing in my direction.

Wear the sunglasses in the hopes that nobody will recognize me as I run away from this post!


a staple gun
a bouquet of fresh cut daisies
and a muffler clamp

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.