True, but I'm allergic to dust so someone else has to do it.... yeah, that's it!

(I've got shitloads of laundry too, but that's the story of my life *sigh)

I'm on my way across town to buy vegan pizza for dinner.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~