NEWS FLASH

McDonalds are negotiating to buy an unused lot in Florida from Walmart.

A reliable scource has confirmed that the source of the problem that was encountered by Walmart has been identified and has reported the findings to the national security organisation.

Aparrently the national guard has been alerted to back up a sting attack by the FBI on a medieval torture cell that has been under surveilance for some time.

California Governor Arnold Swartzenegger has promised any help that he can give to overcome this threat to society.

King George W may even pull troops out of Iraq to deal with this threat to national security, this group is linked with Al queda and have WMD.

The Al queda cell is led by an illusive but determined terroist who is code named Lilith.

More news on this story to come