I once told my wife that when I first met here if it wasnt for the fact I knew here firend I wouldnt have looked twice at her because her hair was soooooooo short


I once told a joke to a friend of my wife - How do you know when your wife is dead - the sex is the same but theres truck loads of washing. she dragged me out the pub and told me that his wife had dies 2 weeks ago

I once said to a girl in a pub wearing a baseball cap, is that one of those with the fake hair hanging out (she was on chmeotherapy and it was) she was absoultely fabulous and delighted in the look on my face when she showed and told me

3 things you wish youd said when you had the chance

__________________
LOVE TO MAKE MAD PASSIONATE LOVE TO ALL YOU SEXY PIXIES LADIES

MSN and email = [email protected]
yahoo messenger = phil_latchford48