Guilty....although he's got a terrible sense of smell, so I typically have to shove them in his mouth to get him to notice.

Have you ever masturbated in front of your spouse, to see how they'd react?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney