Not if you're bringing five kids, Kleclere and your parents too!

And make it early...I have a party to go to that afternoon.


1. Kittens fit between the transmission housing and firewall of new Chevy pick-up trucks.

2. My hands don't fit between the transmission housing and firewall of new Chevy pick-up trucks.

3. My orgasm comes to a screeching halt when someone walks into the restroom.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.