*Looks around for her Nurses uniform, and decides "phooowey" and does this one in the nude*
Hon,
She just delivered a baby?
HEMORRHOIDS!
As a nurse I have seen countless women with this problem both ante- and post- partum!
She might be too embarassed to tell you.
A medical check up might be in order, not all OBGYNs are good at doing a THOROUGH anal exam!!

*starts to take off her nurses' uniform, remembers she's already naked, and turns BRIGHT RED head to toe*

(see?)

WW

__________________
"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho