1. I've been cleaning my apartment like mad getting ready for someone special to spend the night tomorrow! Now where did I hide those condoms??

2. I can't wait til election day is over. (and Kerry declared the winner, too)

3. I am majorly sleep deprived right now, and caught myself starting to doze off during training at work today.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple