thanks for the laugh.

1) I make sure that the phone is off and that I'm warm - under blankets, just out of a bath, or the bedroom heater is on.
2) I make sure I have lub. Most of the time I am on my bed, so i turn the bed sheets back and stack a few pillows.
3) I get undressed and start thinking about past encounters or ones that I would like to happen.

and you?