1) My wife woke me up at 1:03am because she was horny as hell and wanted some lovin'. At 1:09am, we were pounding away doggie style. Talk about a great start to the day!

2) Ate a blueberry Pop Tart for breakfast...first one I've had in a bazillion years. Not bad...

3) Had to exchange a belt I bought yesterday...it was too big. You'd think I would have tried it on before I bought it but noooooo........