OMG...I recall falling in love with a toliet bowl one evening when I was seventeen after partaking in the charms of Southern Comfort.......I was such an easy girl that night.

Next it was a ditch I adored and THEN...." I was doing it in the road." Finally, I recall my friends taking me to the local coffee shop and I just had to feel every stair caress my body! Such a vixen I was that evening.

I have never touched it since and never will.