A little joke to get you thinking.




A professor was ending class and started talking about the next day's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up, barring a dire medical condition. One smart-aleck student asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter subsided, the professor glared at the student and said, "Not an excuse-you can use your other hand to write."

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck