LMAO... OMG WI, how did you know?? Guilty guilty guilty! :devilish: I've also been known to pretend to punch one of my girls in the arm the day before prom, accompanied by the chant "bruises for prom, bruises for prom..." (Keyword- PRETEND)

Sorry about your leg *poke poke*, does it hurt?

You've recently given someone else a hickey...?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~