1. Tonight I will have the thrill of once again watching my sweet daughter as she performs in the county honor band... for the last time... she's a senior.

2. I'm beyond horny and have no space to deal with it.

3. I've finally gotten my first Hospice client, who I will visit on Monday. I'm nervous and very hopeful that I'll be able to meet her needs.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~